Title: There is No Wrong Way
Author: thalia :D (thalialunacy)
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban
Summary: Chris spends a week at Casa de Urban, where the water is backwards and the furniture is abused.
Rating: NC-17, yar.
Length: 2,405.
Genre: uh not-super-porny established polyamorous… thingy
Notes: Prompted by alby_mangroves's love of wanking.

( He's not new at this, okay. ( Read more... )

Title: Parallel Motion (Or: Fate, Crunchy Cheetos, and a Bunch of Other Things Chris Pine Didn't Believe In)
Author: Thalia :D (thalialunacy)
Artist: karneol_vision
Pairing: Chris Pine / Karl Urban


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Title: Double Tall, Extra Hot
Author: Thalia :D (thalialunacy)
Pairing: Chris Pine / Karl Urban
Genre: Alternate Universe (!!) first time rom-com.
Rating: R for language and sexual innuendo.
Length: 2,110 words.
Summary: In which Chris and Zach are baristas, and Karl is a haphazardly-scheduled stunt coordinator. Featuring supergay!matchmaking!Zach, pining! ( Read more... )

Title: Do I Make the Wagner Joke Now, Or Later?
Author: Thalia (thalialunacy)
Fandom: Star Trek (reboot) cast RPF
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban (and background Kirk/McCoy, I suppose)
Rating: NC-17, yar.
Length: 4,770 words.
Genre: Cracky first-time romantic comedy. I know you're all very surprised.
Summary: Karl has a secret. Okay, maybe a couple of secrets ( Read more... )

Title: Leave the Money and Run
Author: Thalia (thalialunacy)
Pairing: Chris Pine / Zachary Quinto
Summary: The boys find themselves in the middle of a bank robbery. Decisions, sacrifices, and revelations ensue.
Rating: R for language and violence.
Length: 2,296 words.
Genre: First-time romantic drama.
Warnings: Violence towards the boys.
Dedication: To jazzy_peaches for ( Read more... )

Title: Wrap Day
Rating: R for language & innuendo.
Genre: First time (slightly cracky) romance.
Length: 1,439 words.
Summary: When filming, Chris is oblivious to romance. He has said so himself.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Obviously fictional content is FICTIONAL. Please, please don't sue me. Also, don't be hatin, we just like the fuckin.
Notes: ( Read more... )

Title: Mystery of Human Chemistry
Pairings: Chris/Zoe (offstage) --> Chris/Karl (with background Zach/John if you squint)
Genre: Slightly emo first-time romance.
Summary: Karl is divorced. Chris is in love with him. You'd think it'd be easy to go from there, but sometimes the road of life is twisted.
Rating: R for language.
Length: 2,074 words.
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( Drabbles: cowboys, Brillo pads, and Canada, all Urbine, all R because Chris has a dirty mouth )

And a fic. This fic was supposed to be commentfic, a drabble, for this entry. Then it grew.

Title: Time Takes Time, You Know
Author: Thalia (thalialunacy)
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban
Rating: R for language and sexual innuendo and situations.
Length: 3,620 ( Read more... )

Title:And All the While My Character it Steals
Author: Thalia (thalialunacy)
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban
Rating: R for language and sexual situations.
Genre: first-time angsty romance.
Length: 1,395 words
Summary: Bad hair, bad times, bad communication. Good ending.

( A stylist can't change the fates, my friend. )

Title: The Lovers, the Dreamers, and Me
Author: Thalia (thalialunacy)
Fandom: Star Trek (reboot) cast RPF
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban
Rating: R for language and sexual references
Length: 2,199 words
Genre: first-time romance
Summary: Chris' birthday sucks. Until it doesn't anymore.
Contains: Schmoop. Emo boyness. Quinto as deus ex machina. Abuse of italics ( Read more... )